i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY
It’s funny how the people you never thought you would be friends with end up being your closest friends. Like when I met my best friend I absolutely hated her and the only reason I talked to her was to prove to people she was a bitch and then our science teacher had forced us to sit next to each other…
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home