im-batman-in-a-dress:

breakfastburritoe:

mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon

WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????

(via castielsconsultingdetective)


mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever, via joshpeck)


egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

(via kaayytee)


kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via pizza)


reichenfeels:

reichenfeels:

  • “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
  • “Come on, it’s just a joke”
  • “toughen up and stop being a baby”
  • “We’re just teasing”

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BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A SHITLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

SCREW OFF.

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

(via castielsconsultingdetective)


thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made



are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via castielsconsultingdetective)


Anon or not, make me choose between:

ladyknightwing:

Show: _______ or ________ ?

Character: ________ or _________ ?

Pairing: _________ or _________ ?

Anything: ________ or _________ ?

(via castielsconsultingdetective)


wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via sorry)


oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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(Source: marrowack, via bongress)