misbeliefs:

boys who grab ur face with both hands when they kiss u win at pretty much everything

(via hellojunelle)


Anonymous said: My boyfriend had a total scene phase and he said rawr every time he came and oh god it was bad but he was so hot that I tried to overlook it

I said:

scenebeanproblems:

he said rawr as he bust a nut

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marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

(via s0ulres0nance)


marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.

- (via guy)

(Source: ucanjudge, via loveleemess)



BABY OMG

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog